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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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