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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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