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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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