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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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