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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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