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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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