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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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