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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺
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