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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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