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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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