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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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