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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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