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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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