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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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