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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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