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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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