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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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