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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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