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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺
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