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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯
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