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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺
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