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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺
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