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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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