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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Dexter
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a cheetah 😺
a cow 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
a lynx 😺
a crocodile 🐊
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