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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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