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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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