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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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