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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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