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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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