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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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