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Pet death

My step-auntie Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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