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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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