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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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