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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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