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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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