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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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