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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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