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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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