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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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