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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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