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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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