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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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