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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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