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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺
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