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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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