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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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