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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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