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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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