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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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