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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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