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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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