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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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