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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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