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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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