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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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