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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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