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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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